[quote=esprinter"][quote="redneksamurai]That does it then, I am going to find a Chimpanzee breeder and get me a Kungfu-Protection trained Chimpanzee to put burglars, home invaders, and obnoxious neighbors in their place![/quote] Get an Orangutan. They are at least as strong as chimps and they have much better temperments... :D But watch out, they like to play. A game of tug of war with an Orang will likely get you tossed accross the street... 8O[/quote] well that and they like Oreos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMNvYhI4AzM