[quote=dingobat]Lol....... And the oldest one of course is, the one I guess, where a man wish he really were a dog. Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can.[/quote] That reminds me of a joke. 2 bums were walking on the side walk. They came across a dog licking his balls. The one bum says to the other, "I wish I could do that". The other says, "well if you pat the dog on the head, maybe he'll let you". :lol: :lol: