More old but good:
If you don't believe a dog is truly man's best friend, try this experiment:
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?
Great Directions here for a real clean toilet!!! easy too!!!!
1. Lift both lids on your toilet bowl and add a couple of capfuls of shampoo to the water.
2. Go to the other room where the cat is sleeping, pick it up and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (You may need to stand on the lid, afterwards). The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
(Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
4. Flush the toilet three or four times.
(This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse")
5. Have someone open the closest door to the outside (Be sure that no one is between the toilet and the outside door.)
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where it will dry itself. After this procedure, both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean!
Sincerely,
The Dog
Two men were sitting on the porch watching the trusty dog do his thing licking and cleaning himself.
The one guys says to the other "I wish I could do that".
The other man says " I'll hold his head so he doesn't bite you".
Two Scottish Nuns arive in the U.S. by boat.
One says to the other, "I hear people in the U.S. eat dogs."
The other is suprised and says, "That's odd. I guess if we are to live here, we may as well do as they do."
Agreeing, the Mother Superior spots a hot dog stand and walks right up. She orders, "We'll take two dogs please."
The vendor wraps up two hot dogs in tin foil and hands them over.
The nuns stroll to a nearby bench and take a seat.
They begin unwrapping their dogs and Mother Superior gets hers open and begins to blush.
She leans over to the other nun and whispers, "What part of the dog did you get?"
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If you don't believe a dog is truly man's best friend, try this experiment:
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?
Great Directions here for a real clean toilet!!! easy too!!!!
1. Lift both lids on your toilet bowl and add a couple of capfuls of shampoo to the water.
2. Go to the other room where the cat is sleeping, pick it up and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (You may need to stand on the lid, afterwards). The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
(Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)4. Flush the toilet three or four times.
(This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse")5. Have someone open the closest door to the outside (Be sure that no one is between the toilet and the outside door.)
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where it will dry itself. After this procedure, both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean!
Sincerely,
The Dog
Two men were sitting on the porch watching the trusty dog do his thing licking and cleaning himself.
The one guys says to the other "I wish I could do that".
The other man says " I'll hold his head so he doesn't bite you".
Two Scottish Nuns arive in the U.S. by boat.One says to the other, "I hear people in the U.S. eat dogs."
The other is suprised and says, "That's odd. I guess if we are to live here, we may as well do as they do."
Agreeing, the Mother Superior spots a hot dog stand and walks right up. She orders, "We'll take two dogs please."
The vendor wraps up two hot dogs in tin foil and hands them over.
The nuns stroll to a nearby bench and take a seat.
They begin unwrapping their dogs and Mother Superior gets hers open and begins to blush.
She leans over to the other nun and whispers, "What part of the dog did you get?"
