HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTE
Awesome - yep made me smile too. Good one Cindy.
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1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazines.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba, Me and Marcel, Virgil, Erra, T-Bone, and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Be right back.
Cooter
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Oldie but still makes me smile.
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Awesome - yep made me smile too. Good one Cindy.
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